It turned out to be a beautiful day today. I played with the girls outside and gave them cookies. I'm trying to teach Tracy how to roll over but she won't. She does it all the time when she's just goofing off but she won't do it for a cookie. Katie doesn't like the red or the green cookies so I give them to Tracy she loves them. I caught Katey today prancing around with an empty bottle of turkey gravy today. I had some french fries and gravy last night and she got in the garbage to get the bottle. I've got to break her of that. She was doing so good with that but she just loves gravy. I had to put her muzzle on her for a punishment. I think it's more of a punishment to me when we have to put the muzzle on her. Katey hates her muzzle so much that she runs around using her snout as a battering ram and gets me in the crotch if I'm not paying attention. I think she likes doing that. Oh Katey has taught Tracy a new trick today. Tracy pantsed me this morning. I was trying to let the girls out and I had my sweats on and Tracy jumped on the back of my pants and pulled them down around my ankles for God and the world to see. Katey did that to me over the summer when I was carrying groceries from the car to the house. I made it about a quarter of the way to the house and down they went. You'd think I would learn to wear undershorts hey.

I just picked up my guitar today and decided to learn the right way to play. Our neighbor had a Fender Strat and a small 10 watt amp that her son didn't want and asked me if I wanted to buy it. I asked her how much and she told me to make an offer so I told her 300 bux and she said deal so I've got a new guitar. I'm taking an internet coarse. Boy do my fingers hurt and my fibro went nuts but I hope that will ease up with time. Well I learned how to turn on my amplifier. That was lesson 1. I can't wait until next week when lesson 2 comes out.